February, debatably the most masculine month in the year.

What's in store for this month? Here's the pre-highlights:
02/02 - "The Messengers" comes out in theaters, and manages to set records in "Most amount of scary-movie cliches piggybacked."
02/04 - Superbowl Sunday, where the Colts will regretfully win, and Peyton Manning will owe CBS at least $1,000,000 for his ad spot in a commercial.
02/06 - Apples in Stereo, Bloc Party, and Jesse Sykes and the Sweet Hereafter release new cds, which will be pirated shortly thereafter. So does Fall Out Boy, but is that news?
02/11 - Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! will begin airing on Adult Swim, and will still not get Tim and Eric the viewership they deserve.
02/14 - Valentine's Day will strike the nation hard with free condoms, lots of chocolates, and "dicks in boxes where chocolate was supposed to be."
02/16 - I turn 20, thus ending my official "growth spurt."
- "Ghost Rider" is also in theaters, a movie that is about a comic book character that nearly no-one knows. This movie will turn out to be the perfect hiding spot for Nicolas Cage.
02/20 - Sonic the Hedgehog will make his debut to the Nintendo Wii in "Sonic and the Secret Rings," which makes me anticipate the announcement of "Wii Gardener."
02/23 - "The Number 23" comes out in theaters, reassuring the public that Jim Carrey is just that creepy.